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--  作者：margaretz --  发布时间：2005-1-18 17:10:16 --  Fw: 加菲猫语录精选 > > (纪念加菲猫诞生26年) > > > > > > Money is not everything. There> ’> s MasterCard & Visa > > > > 钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡 > > > > > > > > One should love animals. They are so tasty. > > > > 每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃 > > > > > > > > Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. > > > > 要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡 > > > > > > > > Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. > > > > 要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道 > > > > > > > > Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. > > > > 每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个 > > > > > > > > Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing > > in life. > > > > 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛 > > > > > > > > The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. > > > > 聪明人都是未婚的, 结婚的人很难再聪明起来 > > > > > > > > Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. > > > > 成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 (联系) > > > > > > > > Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. > > > > 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好 > > > > > > > > Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. > > > > 爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养 > > > > > > > > Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. > > > > 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩 > > > > > > > > Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. > > > > 现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧 > > > > > > > > There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. > > > > 应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来 > > > > > > > > Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? > > > > 努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明 > > > > > > > > Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! > > > > 工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作 > > > > > > > > God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. > > > > 神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地 > > > > > > > > When two\'s company, three\'s the result! > > > > 两个人的状态是不稳定的, 三个人才是! > > > > > > > > A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. > > > > 服饰就象铁丝网, 它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看 > > > > > > > > The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the > > more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn > > > > 学的越多, 知道的越多, 知道的越多, 忘记的越多, 忘记的越多, 知道的越少, 为什么学来着 > > > > > >